So yet another study came out today citing the health benefits of red wine. And you know what? Didn’t care the first time you told us it was good for our hearts, don’t care now. […] We don’t consume wine because it’s good for us. Those one, two, five glasses of Pinot we throw back are for our own sanity, for a good buzz. […] Wine just needs to be drank and enjoyed. Period

GQ: Dear Scientists, Wine Is Not a Health Food
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How To Report The News — Honestly, I made it 30 seconds into the video, before I realized I wasn’t listening to it. Amazing how formulaic news reporting is…

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I don’t feel like I ate food. It’s like when you swallow a lot of water in the shower.

GQ: The Domino’s Taste Test — Sounds like Domino’s still sucks. Who orders pizza from a national chain anyhow? The local joints are always better.
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The only thing I want to concentrate on when reading a book are the words on the page or, in this case, on the screen. I don’t want to know that I have a new email waiting, I don’t need a popup to tell me that my newsreader has been updated… I just want to READ.

In Praise of the Unitasker — I wholeheartedly agree with this. I’ll probably end up buying one, just because it would be nice around the house (and just leave the laptop at the office). But when I want to read, I just want to read.
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